I would love to work in a certian car insurance companies claims department today. A colleague today managed to crash his car into a tree while not in the car.
Apparently he reached into the car to start it this morning, without realising it was in gear.
The car moved forward about 6 foot and smashed into a tree, pulling the guy with it.
After checking that he was ok, I have to admit that it took several minutes to stop laughing. ;-0)